Chillin' (Anyone)

Jayson was wading up to his knees in the shallow end of the pool while flirting with a girl sitting next to him. He wasn't monitoring the pool very well but it wasn't very busy right now and there weren't any children around. Jay stood there not paying attention until he heard someone calling his name. It was obviously someone who knew him or worked with him, or they wouldn't be calling him by name.

"What?" he muttered, half under his breath.

(Anyone?)

"Jayson!" Rosemary shouted from her chair. She wasn't working for another three hours so she went to her favorite break place.

"Rosemary!" He called back, "What?!"

"Quit flirting with her, you slut!" She called, "He has herpes!" She yelled to the girl he was flirting with.

He rolled his eyes at her as the girl walked away an he mouthed "Call me" to her.

"What was that for?" he asked as he walked over to her

"Aren't you supposed to be guarding people's lives or something?" She smirked at him.

"Does it look like there are many people's lives to guard? I was saving that girl from most certain death." He said

"What certain death? Desperation?"

"If that's what you want to call it, then sure."

"Whatever." She rolled her eyes. "She wasn't even hot, you're really downgrading yourself Jay."

"Well, of course she wasn't hot to you, you're a girl."

"So? I know that Megan Fox is hot."

"Not everyone can be as hot as Megan Fox, dear." He said facetiously

"I could." She batted her eyelashes and grinned.

"Yes, I suppose." He said

"I suppose? Screw you too."

"No thanks, I'm doing that later." he joked with a grin

She giggled lightly, "Oh shut up." She said, "You wish you could have me."

"Maybe, but that doesn't mean I'd tell you if I did." he joked

"Why? You knew I'd reject you?" She joked.

"No, 'cause you know I'm out of your league." He joked, "And anyway, you're always too busy making googly eyes at Eric."

She crinkles her nose, shoving him playfully. "Shhh! It's not my fault he's smokin!"

He laughed as he was budged back a little, "But smoking causes cancer." he joked

She laughed, "I hate you!"

"Love you too, babe." he joked with a wink